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what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
Jamie Kilstein (via stuzie)
Other things most straight white guys get way more upset about than they do about rape:
- Taylor Swift
- the song “Call Me Maybe”
- girls who date “douchebags”
- basically any music that isn’t played by white dudes with guitars
- girls who are “shallow” or “fake”
- girls who wear too much make-up
- girls who don’t wear enough make-up
- fat girls
- when people badmouth dark and gritty superhero films
- sports
- sports
- sports
- guns
- fishing
- hunting
- vegetarianism
- Justin Bieber
- someone thinking that they’re gay
- musicals
(via blossom-bamford)
- women “hating” men
- women hating men
- women saying no
- women saying yes
- women being friends with them
- women talking back to them
- women dressing “slutty”
- women having “too much sex”
- women not putting out enough
- women not paying for their dinner
- women paying for their dinner
- women getting abortions
- women not getting abortions
- women running for president
- women posting pics of themselves online
- women refusing to post pics of themselves online
- women who are “special snow flakes”
- women who just follow the herd
- women who don’t give a fuck
- women who give too many fucks
- ugly women
- pretty women
- women talking
- women refusing to talk
- women entering their spaces
- women avoiding their spaces
- women “objectifying themselves”
- women being human
(via iphisquandary)
- being “‘disrespected”
- video games (how is video games not up here)
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
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